He excused himself to the bathroom to go ‘take care of himself.’ I went into the girls’ bathroom, because I had to pee. So I peed and I saw there was some on me, and I was like, “Huh. That’s some funky spunk.” It seemed a little too watery and it didn’t have a distinct smell. I washed myself off, went back outside and he was like, “False alarm. This makes a lot more sense.” He was standing there with a broken coffee creamer packet. 

Lol. 

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But I’ll stay up until he goes to bed.

• Me: You are very good at holding hands. I don't think I ever verbally expressed that but I'm sure it was conveyed otherwise.
• Him: I find that surprising. Thank you though, I don't entirely follow how one can be good at that but alrighty :D
• Me: When we were looking for a fishing net and we passed the ice cream shop I remember distinctly getting the urge to hold your hand but didn't
• Him: I think it may just be that I have good hands then, despite thmy devouring of my fingers, but that's also good.
• Me: I think you are just very present in your body. So physical closeness makes your soul (for lack of a better word) very conspicuous.
• Him: I like that, that's a really good way to put it
• Me: It's really secure. Being close to you feels like a lot more of you than other people and how being close to them feels. And I think I like being close to you a lot more than I like being close to anyone else because you're just delightful. So that's why I like holding your hand.
• Him: Good catch. I feel a lot more present when I'm with you and when we hold hands so I am pretty convinced I can't take full credit
• Me: I feel less present when you're there but that's okay because I'd rather notice you than notice me anyways.

Either a Barbie, or Audrey Hepburn, or I’ll do drag.